Mountain Hardware

So Grant bought a new Mountain Hardware down jacket the other week which brought on this conversation ...

WE WATCHED A MOVIE ABOUT BLIND KIDS CLIMBING MT. EVEREST AND EVERYONE WAS WEARING GRANT'S NEW COAT!!! (THEY OBVIOUSLY WERE SPONSORED BY MOUNTAIN HARDWARE, BUT IT'S GOOD TO KNOW THAT GRANT'S NEW COAT CAN NOT ONLY STAND IN A MINNESOTA WINTER, BUT ALSO ON MOUNT EVEREST, IF NEED BE ;).....
- Ang

Grant, if another ice period came and threatened to eradicate those of us without integrally life saving warmth, who would you give your jacket to, being the saint you are, me or Ashley? Think about our friendship and how much Ashley gives you crap compared to me. Don't think about things such as me being a dude and you're not attracted to me. Things like that don't stand up in heaven when there is no such thing as gender.
- Brody